Oh I'm sure he'll turn out just fine

"A three-year-old boy called Adolf Hitler Campbell has been refused a birthday cake with his name on it by a New Jersey supermarket.

"Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife, Deborah, 25, say they are upset at the decision made by their local ShopRite not to write "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" across the cake, and that people needed to move forward.

Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because "no one else in the world would have that name".

"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did," he said." More Story.

Yes, sir, it is unlikely that your child will rise up to become chancellor of Germany and slaughter millions of people in acts of genocidal lunacy. On the other hand, as George Costanza would say "It doesn't help."

Mr. and Mrs. Campbell, I've discussed many an idiot in my short time of blogging here--but I think you rise to the top. Congrats.