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Sunday, October 12, 2008

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH, again


I've seen a lot of ridiculous things in sports lately (See: Cubs, Chicago). However, watching the Bears blow a game with 11 seconds left by a) short kicking the kickoff and b) leaving a Falcon receiver so open in field goal range he could have stopped to reline the field for next week before catching the ball and c) knocking him out of bounds with 1 second left on the clock allowing for a game winning field goal....I just don't know what to say.

Can anyone teach me the rules of hockey. I need something else to watch. Thanks

You just haven't lived until...

You've heard KISS played Polka-style.

I've experienced it. In fact, I've done so within the last 24 hours.

I'm not sure I've digested it properly yet. I'm not sure I ever can.

The memory is still seared into my cerebral cortex.

If you wish to have this experience yourself sometime, start with the Polkaholics website.

Then...well...decide for yourself if you can live that close to the edge...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Hate Mongering


One of the best pieces I've read on the subject of McCain/Palin's new campaign strategy is by Frank Schaeffer, son of a famous evangelist.

"John McCain, you're walking a perilous line. If you do not stand up for all that is good in America and declare that Senator Obama is a patriot, fit for office, and denounce your hate-filled supporters when they scream out "Terrorist" or "Kill him," history will hold you responsible for all that follows.

John McCain and Sarah Palin, you are playing with fire, and you know it. You are unleashing the monster of American hatred and prejudice, to the peril of all of us. You are doing this in wartime. You are doing this as our economy collapses. You are doing this in a country with a history of assassinations.

Change the atmosphere of your campaign. Talk about the issues at hand. Make your case. But stop stirring up the lunatic fringe of haters, or risk suffering the judgment of history and the loathing of the American people - forever.

We will hold you responsible."

Read the whole column, here.

Prosecutor to McCain/Palin: You're Full of Crap


Bill Ayers, Bill Ayers, Bill Ayers. The economy continues to tumble into oblivion despite the bailout, and McCain and Palin want to focus instead on a man who, rightfully prosecuted in the 70s, redeemed himself to the point that he won Chicago's Citizen of the Year award in 1997 for his work on education.

The lead prosecutor on the Ayers case, William Ibershof, doesn't buy it, he said in a statement.

"I am amazed and outraged that Senator Barack Obama is being linked to William Ayers’s terrorist activities 40 years ago when Mr. Obama was, as he has noted, just a child.

Although I dearly wanted to obtain convictions against all the Weathermen, including Bill Ayers, I am very pleased to learn that he has become a responsible citizen.

Because Senator Obama recently served on a board of a charitable organization with Mr. Ayers cannot possibly link the senator to acts perpetrated by Mr. Ayers so many years ago....


I do take issue with [reports] that the Weathermen indictment was dismissed because of “prosecutorial misconduct.” It was dismissed because of illegal activities, including wiretaps, break-ins and mail interceptions, initiated by John N. Mitchell, attorney general at that time, and W. Mark Felt, an F.B.I. assistant director."

Sigh...the hits keep coming...



If you would have got a some freakin' hits in the playoffs...

Thursday, October 9, 2008

I have been remiss...


There was a lot of news last weekend....the Presidental Race....economic whatsits...the Cubs breaking my heart (yet again). So I forgot to make the following public statement:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....

Karma may have been hanging around watching while you played golf you ingnorant, murdering *$#*$)(#*$)(#*$)(#$#....but it's nice to know it was still paying attention.

It's worth the money

Hey you know that "overhead projector" Sen. Grumpy kept bitching about at the last Debate. Turns out, kinda as expected, that the request was for the Adler Planetarium in Chicago--and it was a project that was not funded. The Planetarium issued a statement:




"To clarify, the Adler Planetarium requested federal support -- which was not funded -- to replace the projector in its historic Sky Theater, the first planetarium theater in the Western Hemisphere.... To remain competitive and ensure national security, it is vital that we educate and inspire the next generation of explorers to pursue careers in science, technology, engineering and math."

1) The Sky Theater, if you haven't been, is just cool. So screw off, Grumpy.

2) The attempted appropriation, which didn't even pass, is about several hundred million dollars less than what Gov. Palin took for her famous bridge that she supposedly passed on, but, as it turns out, still took the money for and spread it around her State. A State which has a population, I would gather, less than the number of people who visit the Adler Planetarium in an average year.

Yahoo has a fun story about how scientists, like many others, think Sen. Grumpy has gone over the edge. Don't Mess With Scientists.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

If you can't say something to someone's face...


Part of me wants to feel sorry for Sen. Grumpy. But I get over it fast.


Sen. McCain (you know, "that one" the white guy) is clearly uncomfortable with the negative route his campaign has taken as recently as this last weekend. Why else would he completely avoid making any comments to Sen. Obama's face about William Ayers or Rev. Wright in front of a huge TV audience.


Try as he might to cover, McCain is stuck with Gov. "I can see Russia from my House" Palin as his running mate when he really wanted Joe Lieberman. He's saddled with running after eight years of disastrous policies that he originally voted against but then was forced to move to adopt to win the Repub. nomination. The economy takes a dive and everyone, including Gov. YouBetcha, calls for massive government regulation of the financial sector--something you've campaigned and voted against for many years. Everyone is thinking about Alternative Energy, and you've got a record of voting against every possible form of alternative fuels for your entire Senate career.


If your opponent wasn't a black man, and half the country really stupid, you'd be 30 points behind instead of 8.


Nevertheless, a few more points from last night's debate....


If you can't say something to someone to their face, as my momma says, you shouldn't say it. How dare you send your running mate out to blast smear tactics and then simply act like that isn't happening during the debate.


If you, a Republican, are going to announce a plan for a second massive bailout of failed mortgages on national television, you might want to 1) remember your record on deregulation; 2) actually have some specifics of the plan to talk about.


How, in the name of Michael Moore, could you to through nearly 3 hours of debates without even using the phrase "middle class." Can you pretend to care, at least? Are you that out of touch with what is happening in this country?


Stop spouting the lies. (This goes for both candidates, actually.) Isn't there enough to talk about without misstating each other's record. There's a lot of bad juju going on out there, boys and girls, and we want real answers, not fabrications and empty promises.


I'm tired of hearing McCain talk about 800 billion in "new" Obama spending without talking about the planned budgetary offsets that generally make it a wash. Stop saying you are for "alternative energy" when every single vote you have cast says otherwise. There are reasons a person could vote for you, your energy record is not it.


If you proclaim yourself a master of the "town hall" format, it helps to remember the name of the voter asking you a question. Also, going after Tom Brokaw for asking you a question wasn't funny, it made you look petulant.


Also, MSNBC and CSPAN showed Sen. Obama after the debate, staying and talking to the crowd, signing autographs, and generally making those in the room feel like he gave a damn. You were out of there when the last question ended. What does that say to the folks who came to see you? You know, the ones from the...what is it again...that group of people above the poverty line but not in the higher tax brackets...I can't remember what they are called.... can you?



Read the NYT tear McCain a new one today.

More Stuff I Stole....

Over at seanmcdevitt.blogspot.com there lies a Q & A I thought I'd fill out cuz I don't spend enough time not accomplishing anything of note. Go ahead and link over to see my boyz answers, and here's a little insight into the mind of the Dr.

"Anyway, this meme features "the last three" of lots of things from the last three songs you downloaded to celebrities you'd have sex with to things you are coveting.

Go ahead and snag it for your site. Just give me a link back."

So here are some answers from me, with the caveat that they are really ever changing in my mind.

What are the last three songs you downloaded?

1. "The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room." Flight of the Conchords.
2. "You Can't Always Get What You Want." Band From TV.
3. "Go all the way" Eddie Vedder. (Don't even freakin' say it).

What are the last three places you visited?

1. The Route 30 Pancake House
2. A University Classroom
3. Work

What are your three favourite movies?

(This list is ever changing, but today:)

1. The Godfather I and II (I insist this is one long ass movie)
2. Almost Famous
3. The Empire Strikes Back

What are your three favourite possessions?

1. My house. I enjoy shelter.
2. Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle BB gun with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time.
3. Collection of autographed books, including The Audacity of Hope, autographed for me by Sen. Obama.

What would be your three wishes?

The following answers are SPM's:

1. Perfect health for myself and my family for today and generations to come.
2. Total Well-Being (Financially, Spiritually, Relationship-wise, etc).
3. Unlimited wishes. Duh.

(To this, I can only say, Ditto.)

What three things haven’t you done yet?

1. Propagate the species.
2. Receive total consciousness, which I hear is nice.
3. Obtain financial freedom....i.e. freedom.

What are your three favourite dishes?

1. Deep Dish Chicago Style Pizza...keep that elitist flat stuff on the east coast.
2. Medium Porterhouse Steak, St. Elmo Steak House, Indianapolis, IN (yes there is something good in IN) with a shrimp cocktail to start.
3. Lasagna. Me and that darn cat.


Which three celebrities would you most like to have sex with?

1. Laura Bush
2. Ann Coulter
3. Tiny Fey

(The first two are jokes, I swear).

Name three things that freak you out.

1. Gators
2. Foreign Policy Experience based on airline flyovers.
3. When people pull down their cheeks to show their eyeballs. Gross.


Which three things are you coveting?

1. Thy neighbors wife. Wait, no, thou shalt not do that...
how about a trip around the world.
2. A writing gig with Joss Whedon.
3. Deep dish pizza (see above).

Name three bloggers you are tagging.

1. SPM
2. Tyler Durden
3. That guy who does "Stuff White People Like." Funny.

The Stupid Vote



Oh, about half way through there's a section I would normally find personally offensive. However, it's hard to argue at this point...

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