Hey there,
The Dr.'s in a full press holiday rush, trying to get everything together and finish up some badly needed work so that he can have an Xmas...therefore, and so forth, It'll be a few days before I can return to full on posty goodness! In the meantime...
Happy Holidays!
Peace on Earth!
Good Will Towards (Persons)!
Enjoy whatever festival you want to celebrate and I'll see you in a few days.
"A three-year-old boy called Adolf Hitler Campbell has been refused a birthday cake with his name on it by a New Jersey supermarket.
"Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife, Deborah, 25, say they are upset at the decision made by their local ShopRite not to write "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" across the cake, and that people needed to move forward.
Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because "no one else in the world would have that name".
"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did," he said." More Story.
Yes, sir, it is unlikely that your child will rise up to become chancellor of Germany and slaughter millions of people in acts of genocidal lunacy. On the other hand, as George Costanza would say "It doesn't help."
Mr. and Mrs. Campbell, I've discussed many an idiot in my short time of blogging here--but I think you rise to the top. Congrats.
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Scandal-plagued Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will not resign Monday, his spokesman said Sunday, but pressure to do so continued to grow on the governor to step aside before he is impeached.
Blagojevich was arrested last week on charges of conspiracy to swap political favors for cash, including an attempt to sell the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Barack Obama following his November presidential election victory.
"We have heard that there is a possibility that tomorrow he will make an announcement where he will step aside," Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan told NBC's "Meet the Press."
But Blagojevich spokesman Lucio Guerrero Sunday denied the governor planned to resign on Monday: "I can confirm the no resignation."
READ THE REST HERE
I'm sorry but I keep having to use my precious blog space to address the colossally stupid. Excuse me, Gov. Jackass, you are continuing to waste our time and taxpayer money. You will be impeached. It will cost Illinois who knows how much change to do so. In the meantime, you will simply continue to make our state a laughingstock nationwide, and potentially leave our U.S. Senate seat open in a time of national crisis. You are indicted, in part, for attempting to EXTORT MONEY FROM A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL!!!! Even Nixon knew when the gig was up.
Go home to your hair products. Good day to you, Sir. I say, Good Day.
So I'm reading this week's Entertainment Weekly cover story on Jennifer Aniston, because it was in my car and I was waiting for it to defrost and I already had read everything in there first, including the Target ads...and I was "deeply touched" by her constant complaints about how it's impossible for her to have a normal life with the paparazzi chasing her every move, and how she'd just like to be left in peace. Okay, I'll buy that, I thought. Then, I got to the office and the first thing I see on Yahoo is some flap over Jennifer's new magazine cover pics that look a lot like this.....
Really, Jen...babe....loved you on Friends....but I'm not entirely sure you understand how the celebrity press works. If you want to be left alone, it may help if you don't pose naked in faux orgy scenes. Just sayin...
The Chicago Tribune reports today that Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr.--already on the hot seat for being identified as "Candidate No. 5" in the indictment of Gov. Jagbagovich (my apologies to Jon Stewart)--was perhaps, allegedly, engaged in attempting to raise that $1 million dollars Gov. Jagbag wanted for the purchase of a U.S. Senate seat (and the soul of the recipient).
The Trib reports:
"As Gov. Rod Blagojevich was trying to pick Illinois' next U.S. senator, businessmen with ties to both the governor and U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. discussed raising at least $1 million for Blagojevich's campaign as a way to encourage him to pick Jackson for the job, the Tribune has learned."
Read the rest.....here.
Granted, like everything coming fast and furious here, these are just allegations. Still, I wouldn't expect to see Jr. in the U.S. Senate anytime soon.
It was nice to see a runback in the Bears game last night, seems like it's been so long we've been spoiled. On the other hand, did you catch in the fourth quarter, game on the line, few minutes left, Greg Olson getting MUGGED in the endzone and NO FLAGS???? I don't have a clip..but it was ridonkulous. NFL refs have been uniformly bad this year.
Still, Fire ANGELO. Thank you.
Ahhh, The Smoking Gun is back, and back with a vengence. Behold, the famous concert rider belonging to a certain eponymous hard rocking, hard partying 80s band that apparantly had a phobia of a certain type of...well.. M & M.
"Well, as seen below, the hunt is over. TSG has finally obtained the 1982 Van Halen World Tour rider--typewritten and 53 pages long--containing the M&M prohibition (and a few other uniques demands)."
Perhaps more disturbing, the need for Schlitz Malt Liquor and Country Time Lemonade.
Ahh, Mariah Carey, we thought you were demanding.
Check it out at .... The Smoking Gun
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore
December 9, 2008 Issue 44•50
WASHINGTON—In an unexpected judicial turnaround, the Supreme Court this week reversed its 2000 ruling in the landmark case of Bush v. Gore, stripping George W. Bush of his earlier political victory, and declaring Albert Arnold Gore the 43rd president of the United States of America. The court, which called its original decision to halt manual recounts in Florida "a ruling made in haste," voted unanimously on Wednesday in favor of the 2000 Democratic nominee.
(PHOTO: President Gore, retroactively determined by the Supreme Court to be the winner of the 2000 election, is sworn in for his six-week term.)
Always read, The Onion.
Hey, how about taking a nice long leak over the metaphorically dead body of the guy that gave you your 15 minutes of fame. Good ole' Joe the Plumber is now shooting off his excessively dim mouth that Sen. John McCain, Republican Presidential Candidate and respected war hero "appalled him" on the campaign trail and that, yes, Gov. "Aww Shucks" was the "real deal."
First, I apologize for the lack of posty-stuff lately. The Dr. took a little tumble and didn't have much energy...then he had a desk to clean up that looked like a Russian power plant exploded...nevertheless, I'm back...and on a day when the Ill. Gov. is detained on corruption charges (Dem or not, I didn't vote for this goof, FYI, it's the perfect day to be back...
So here's something even weirder to start off with from CNN...
'Nanny' state: Fran Drescher seeks Clinton's Senate seat
Fran Drescher is a women's health advocate and a public diplomacy envoy for the State Department.
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Sunday Stats:
Thomas Jones, RB, NYJ (Jettisoned by the Bears for Angelo Draft Pick Cedric Benson)
138 yrds on 16 carries, 8.6 avg, 2 tds, one a 59 yard run
Benson:
10 attempts 17 yards 1.7 avg. for Bengals.
This really should be enough. Add on the pathetic nature of the defense this year and the fact that he hasn't bothered to find a receiver who can catch a ball--oh wait, he did, but that guy just ran a 99 yard reception in for the VIKINGS against you--and it adds up to one easy conclusion.
FIRE THIS GUY!!
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