Mixed Messages

So I'm reading this week's Entertainment Weekly cover story on Jennifer Aniston, because it was in my car and I was waiting for it to defrost and I already had read everything in there first, including the Target ads...and I was "deeply touched" by her constant complaints about how it's impossible for her to have a normal life with the paparazzi chasing her every move, and how she'd just like to be left in peace. Okay, I'll buy that, I thought. Then, I got to the office and the first thing I see on Yahoo is some flap over Jennifer's new magazine cover pics that look a lot like this.....

Really, Jen...babe....loved you on Friends....but I'm not entirely sure you understand how the celebrity press works. If you want to be left alone, it may help if you don't pose naked in faux orgy scenes. Just sayin...