Blago's New York Tour

Now that's what I call a hair battle...Blago v. Larry King

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you get smacked down on The View, and you got serious problems.

Don't impeach me, I think about Oprah!

Um, soon to be ex-Gov., I'm not entirely sure what was hoped to accomplish by a grandstanding trip to the media capital of the world while your impeachment trial started in Springfield, Ill. I will grant you this, I think you should be allowed to call witnesses at your trial--after all, the impeachment's in the bank, what's the harm of giving you a little due process. Still, pretty sure yesterday's media blitz only reinforced your image as a hopelessly out of touch megalomaniac.