You are an IDIOT--gold edition

From the AP:


"An 8-year-old boy died after accidentally shooting himself in the head while firing an Uzi submachine gun under adult supervision at a gun fair."


Hey, boy, you're not old enough to even drive but how about we go down to the old gun show and shoot off some military grade ordinance.

According to the Boston Globe, the father of the boy was standing approximately 10 feet behind him when it happened, so perhaps that's punishment enough. But, the kicker, the guy is a Doctor. "Medical director of the emergency department at Johnson Memorial Hospital in Stafford Springs, Conn." This is a highly educated man--who appears, frankly, to be a complete moron. His excuse, he watched "several other children doing it." Um.....the old would you jump off a bridge gambit would seem to be the obvious retort here.