Stories I wish were from the Onion

Palin reportedly believes dinosaurs and man roamed the Earth hand in hand. Huffington Post.
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The GOP blames the failure to pass the allegedly necessary bailout bill on
sticks and stones.

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Reportedly, New York Times Columnist Maureen Dowd has been banned from the McPlane for being mean to McCain/Palin. Or was that for printing the truth, such as "McCain was so aggressively erratic as he did his free-form break dance around the economy last week that it seemed the only possible explanation was that he was creating a wild diversion to distract people from Sarah Palin’s stunningly junior varsity appearance with Katie Couric."